Thursday, November 20, 2008

1. Do not write anything on anyone's Facebook that can land them in hot soup - whoever does that is stupid seriously
2. Do not be a Facebook whore - pple who try to have as many friends as possible when they dont know them..er..tryin to show u're famous? anyway, it's time to clean up mine..
3. Do not assume that people want a play-by-play of your tedious little life - omg.thats so childish.e.g. Calista is bathing, Calista is going to have lunch, Calista is folding the bed... >.<
4. Do not be passive-aggressive - pple wont sympathise u coz u seem 'sad' on facebook
5. Do not tag your friends in photos in which they look drunk, fat, or are missing articles or clothing - do u even call that friends who humilate u? excuse..
6. Do not post photos that are more than 10 years old - i totally agree..some pple are sensitive abt their past huh..
7. Do not wait 2 days before accepting a friend request just because you don't want to appear parked on Facebook 24/7
8. Do not use Facebook for work-related matters - so long u know the limits i see no problem with that!
9.Do not start a Facebook group claiming that you can save an Amazonian tribe from urbanisation if you get 1,000,000 members. Facebook cannot save the world - omg.this is another childish one! that is why i dont join anymore groups after the first month..
10. Do not inundate your friends with invitations to play Texas Hold'em poker, Vampire Wars, personality quizzes etc. - YES YES! it is SO GODDAMN IRRITATING. i have like 700 over requests..i got sick of majority of the applications after 2 months..i stick to only some now..
11. Do not update your profile photo every three hours - hmm.whos so free?
12. Do not have a protracted Wall-to-Wall conversation with your friend - isnt talking faster? and everyone else dont wanna know wat u r discussing abt!
13. Do not engage in FDA with your beau - er. puppy love?
14. Do not break up by changing your relationship status to 'Single' - juvenile
15. Lastly, do not complain if people do any or all of the above!
Haa..i juz wanna comment!

scribbled by =CaLiStA= at 11:13:00 PM